It's his first day on campus and he's trying to find a library.
A woman who looks like she knows where she's going walks by, and the cowboy politely asks, " 'Scuse me, m'am, would you mind tellin' me where the library's at?"
The woman sneers, rolls her eyes, and scoffs, "This is Harvard-- we don't end sentences with prepositions."
The cowboy smiles, tips his hat, and says, "Pard'n me, you're absolutely right-- would you mind telling me where the library's at, bitch?"
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