Thursday, December 13, 2018

Vladimir Putin is taking Donald Trump on a private tour of the Moscow Zoo.

While they're passing through the petting zoo section, they see a little lamb who has gotten its head stuck in a fence and is trapped.

Putin, eager to reassert his masculinity after seeing the dancing bears, drops his trousers and proceeds to penetrate the lamb forcefully with his penis, to the shock of Trump, who can only watch, stunned into silence.

After he finishes, he tucks his penis back into his trousers, while casually gesturing to Trump: "You can have a go too if you want, my country my rules."

Trump quickly hurries over beside the lamb, and sticks his own head in the fence.

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