I swear, every day there is a top post about "AITA for saving kittens from a notorious kitten abuser?" or "AITA for breaking up with a convicted rapist?"
These are not conflicts. These are not moral dilemmas. I thirst for juicy conflict where I get to reign down mighty judgement upon the poster. I want to question my own moral standings. I'm tired of the limp dick posts where we're supposed to congratulate the poster on being a hero when it's obvious from the title that, no, you're not an asshole, you're just an attention seeking whore for posting it.
I'm looking at you:
AITA if I break up with my girlfriend for stealing tips when we go out to eat? Are you kidding me? Are you an asshole for breaking up with someone who steals from people?
AITA for threatening to sue my parents for taking out student loans in my name? This is literally a crime and you want to know if you're an asshole?
AITA for being upset that my fiancée is staying with her ex They're banging and you want to know if you're an asshole for being upset. Seriously?
AITA for wanting my cousin to pay the same amount of rent as me Unless the body of this post details the fact that you are racking up 3/4 the amount of utilities, run a harem out of the apartment, and piss on their clothes, then no, you're not an asshole for expecting them to pay their equal share.
JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE. GROW A BACKBONE.
Either AITA is populated by doormats, or ya'll just want to reap sweet, sweet karma for shit we all know is totally fine to be doing.
So, AITA for thinking that the posts here should be reserved for these little humdingers?
AITA for smacking the shit out of my 8-year-old nephew for stealing hundreds of dollars of my Pokemon cards and taking some of them to school and trading with them?
AITA for not believing my girlfriend's 'discomfort' during sex?
AITA, for telling an overweight girl to lose some weight?
AITA if I don't want my girlfriend to bring her cat when she moves in?
AITA for getting annoyed with parents who drive their kids to affluent neighbors on Halloween?
AITA for making my(26M) hook up (19F) leave right after sex
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