When he gets to heaven Saint Peter is waiting for him at the pearly gates.
Peter says: "Oh a Senator huh? Well we have a special deal for you! Since you spent your life trying to reach across the aisle to both parties we give you 24 hours in both heaven and hell and at the end of 48 hours you get to decide where you want to spend eternity."
The senator looks a bit bewildered and says "why can't I just go into heaven?"
Peter replies:"sorry rules are rules, where do you want to go first?"
The senator replies:"let's get the hard part out of the way first. I'll go to hell to begin with."
Peter points to an elevator: "press the button and go all the way down."
The senator walks over presses the button and starts heading down. Going down nothing changes everything seems the same as when he got in and when he hits the bottom it opens up to reveal a sandals resort-esque layout.
As soon as he walks out a woman clad in a bikini gives him a mojito and he is greeted by three of his old friends. They walk over to a golf course and have a grand time catching up and talking.
Then the devil walks up. Except no horns, nor hoofs, but rather a white linen suit. He smiles and starts cracking jokes and the Senator has a blast.
At the end of 24 hours he gets back in the elevator and goes back up to the pearly gates.
Peter greets him and asks: "how was it?"
The Senator responds "amazing!"
Peter raises an eyebrow quizzically and then directs him to the entrance of heaven.
The Senator goes in and enjoys chilling on cloud furniture relaxing and enjoying himself but he is lonely and it just isn't the same without his friends.
So at the end of the 48 hours he goes back to Peter. Peter asks him: "have you made up your mind?
The Senator replies: "I have. Never thought I would say this in my entire life, but I would like to go to hell."
Peter looks at him aghast. "Are you sure? Because once you make the choice it is irrevocable."
The Senator replies "yes i'm sure."
Peter again points to the elevator and replies: "May God have mercy on you."
The Senator goes and gets into the elevator. This time as it goes down it starts getting warmer to the point where the elevator feels like a furnace.
The elevator stops and opens, but this time it’s different.
The Senator sees fire and caverns with devils chasing people with pitchforks and everything is well...hell.
He walks up to the devil who this time has horns, hoofs, and wings.
He says “When I came here the other day it was like a tropical beach resort, now it’s well hell. What happened??”
The devil looks at him and says smiling: “well you see the other day we were campaigning, but today you voted.”
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