When I was nursing, a poor old gentleman lying flat on the bed, wearing an oxygen mask asked me “Are my testicles black?”
So I pulled back the covers and raised his gown to take a look.
All seemed normal and I was puzzled as to why they’d be black when he was admitted with a lung problem.
I cheerfully told him “You’ve nothing to worry about, Sir. Everything looks normal to me”.
And then he pulled of his oxygen mask, smirking and asked me clearly “Are my test results back?”
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