In a rural area he comes across a small village bar. He goes in and orders himself a drink, when he notices the man next to him also looks like a farmer.
"Are you a farmer?" he asks the man.
"Ja, I am a farmer" the man replies.
"How big is your farm?" the american enquires.
"Well, roughly 20 square miles" the german answers, not knowing where this is going.
"Haha, 20 square miles" the american laughs, "Thats cute, do you want to know how big my farm is? When I want to tour my whole farm and get into my car to drive around, it takes me 2 days to come back home"
The german looks up from his beer and replies:
"Ah yes, I had an american car once aswell"
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