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Friday, September 30, 2022
Meta is using AI to generate videos from just a few words
Article URL: https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/29/tech/meta-ai-text-to-video-research/index.html
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Wouldn’t it be nice?
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Is it Jersey, or trailers, or am I the idiot?
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3 years of development and we are being charged for re-used assets
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“What does Trump have on Judge Cannon?”: Experts stunned after judge overrules own special master
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Why do russian oligarchs only buy MacBooks?
Because they fear windows
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Thursday, September 29, 2022
I came home one day and caught my wife in bed with one of my friends.
I was angry, I got my gun out of the drawer and shot him dead.
My wife said what the fuck? You carry on like this you ain't gonna
have any friends left.
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To the person who stole my MS Office
I will find you, you have my word.
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I just saw a news article about an unidentified person found beaten, robbed, and naked in the park...
The unknown victim was described as being out-of-shape, small penis, and slight neck beard.
Anyway, just wanted to check in, worried about you guys. Let me know you're okay.
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Weston 11.0: what's new, what's next
Article URL: https://www.collabora.com/news-and-blog/news-and-events/weston-11-whats-new-whats-next.html
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"Riding out the storm" in the attic. A friend's elderly dad sent this photo to him at 7:30 PM last night after the storm waters filled his first floor home. My friend has not yet been able to contact his dad since. Nightmare!
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Bruce Willis Becomes First Actor to Sell Rights to Deepfake Firm to Create a 'Digital Twin'
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Wednesday, September 28, 2022
Yesterday our indoor cat escaped for the first time. 12 hours later he came home to my wife. (OC)
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Kids show off their Glock switches
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A bro helps cat stuck on AC unit surrounded by flooding waters during Hurricane Ian.
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Ask HN: How get product market fit if we can't afford legal fees to advertise?
We need your brilliant mind's ideas.
The project we're working on is a commodity producing DAO.
We are building a real-world model that will be limitlessly scalable, highly predictable in terms of returns, in a DAO structure that will involve investors, producers, and final customers of the commodity products.
We are operating in emerging market (partly because we want the DAO to be as impactful as possible) with the possibility to export internationally. We assume there are no DeFi protocol ready to finance us at the size we have, even if we have the capacity to scale easily and successfully. This forces us to find another way to finance our production, on the short term. We plan to use a model like bitcoin cloud mining, but with our production models where you rent X square meters that we manage for Y time and you get the return.
We are ready to add this financing component to the model, but there are multiple laws around it that require us to get costly licenses and legal clarifications around it. So, our plan was to get some letters of intent signed from potential investors that would theoretically mean that there is product market fit.
Then use this and the financial projections of the model we operate, but at larger scale plus projections of growth to raise capital from investors (VC, angel or.. ? ), get the legal clarifications and licenses and move on.
Now we’re being told that even for letter of intent there are some regulations…
So, - how would you prove there is product market fit from individuals willing to finance our models (we haven’t started to look for yet) to then ask for funding? - how would you advertise such model? OR What would you do?
Thank you so much.
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there will be endless stories about his racism for years to come.
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I didn't know what to wear to the Sperm Bank...
So I came in my pants
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Tuesday, September 27, 2022
Elon Musk wants to beat censors in Iran. What about India and China?
Article URL: https://qz.com/elon-musk-wants-to-beat-censors-in-iran-what-about-ind-1849585729
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Honeycomb Book on Observability Engineering
Article URL: https://info.honeycomb.io/observability-engineering-oreilly-book-2022
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A snail goes into a car dealership....
and he asks "What's the fastest car in this place?"
The car dealer takes him to a super-fast Lamborghini. "This one right here, it will do two-hundred eighty kilometres per hour."
"And do you do custom paint jobs?" The snail asked.
"Yes sir, absolutely anything for our customers." The dealer replies.
"Then I want a huge 'S' painted on every side of this car. The hood, the doors, the roof, the back... I want people to be able to see the 'S' from every angle." The snail demands.
"Of course, sir. May I ask why?" The dealer asked.
"So when I go past people can say 'Man, look at that S car go!!!'."
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Does this button work? Investigating YouTube’s ineffective user controls
Article URL: https://foundation.mozilla.org/en/youtube/user-controls/
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Hand editing people out of photos
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Monday, September 26, 2022
Did you know that Paul Walker had dandruff?
I didn’t know either, until I saw his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
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It’s DART’s big day: Asteroid collision just hours away
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Cross Region Unikernels at the Edge
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If you still miss Google Reader, Substack has a new web-based RSS client
Article URL: https://www.theverge.com/2022/9/26/23372911/substack-reader-web-desktop-rss-client-google-reader
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NFL warns teams not to destroy their Surface Pro tablets
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Twitter whistleblower has likely sparked FTC probe – and Elon Musk could get hit
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Did you hear about the kid who evaporated?
They will be mist.
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Sunday, September 25, 2022
Man shows female police how the jobs done
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This is a comparison of before and after touture on Mykhailo Dianov. Who was captured by Russia in Ukraine.
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My brother in law brought up an interesting question and we are in disagreement. So, we come to you.
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Two guys are out on a boat in the middle of a lake.
One guy takes out a cigar and asks the other if he has a lighter on him. His friend pulls out one of those long lighters and passes it to him. He says “wow that’s quite a lighter you keep on you.” His friend responds, “yeah I got it from a genie.” “A genie?” He asks, “you really have a genie?” He responds, “yeah, I got a genie.” “Wow, can I make a wish?” He asks his friend. His friend says, “sure, but you have to speak clearly as the genie is hard of hearing.” He agrees and his friend passes him the lamp. He rubs it and the genie comes out. “I wish for a million bucks!” The genie agrees and suddenly a million ducks come flocking out onto the lake. The guy is shocked and yells “What the hell? I didn’t wish for that!” His friend responds “I told you he’s hard of hearing. You think I wished for a 10 inch Bic?”
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A man once visits a popular restaurant which is busy all the time
He was ordering the food and he noticed that his waiter carried a spoon in his pocket.
It seemed a little strange. Then he looked around and saw that all the staff had a spoon in their pockets.
He asked his waiter, "Why the spoon?"
"Well," he explained, "the restaurant's management found out that spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It has a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 2 man-hours per shift."
As luck would have it, he dropped his spoon and the waiter was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." said the waiter.
The man was impressed. He also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, he noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before the waiter walked off, he asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?" "Oh, certainly!" Then the waiter lowered his voice. "The management also found out that we can save time in the restroom by tying this string to our dick, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 45 percent." The man asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."
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The daddest of my dad's dad jokes
Seriously, this is his favorite one:
A cop pulls over a man who appears to be chauffeuring a penguin in a limousine.
"Sir," barks the cop, "Is that a penguin you're driving around?"
"Yes it is," the driver responds cheerfully. "Is there a problem?"
"Of course there is! That is completely illegal. If you want to avoid arrest, take that penguin to the zoo IMMEDIATELY."
"Of course, Officer. I understand."
Two days later, the same cop is astonished to find the exact same limo heading down the highway, still with its penguin passenger. He pulls them over, and is further astonished to see that the penguin is now wearing a hat and sunglasses.
"Sir," he says to the driver, "isn't this the exact same penguin I pulled you over for just two days ago?"
"Yes, Officer."
"And?? Didn't I tell you to take it to the zoo?"
"Oh, well, I did. Today we're going to the beach!"
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The little fire fighter
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The boy is wearing a fire fighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter says with admiration.
“Thanks,” says the little boy.
As the fire fighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the fire fighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little boy says, "You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren"..…..
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I asked a French man if he played video games
He said “Wii”.
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Saturday, September 24, 2022
An AI assistant for command line errors
Article URL: https://austinhenley.com/blog/aiterminal.html
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🔮WallStreetBets Predictions Tournament for September 2022🔮
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🔥These are Black oranda, a type of fancy Goldfish
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Alright well…
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I got married last week!
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The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
Boat Owner: “Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $30 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
IRS AGENT: “That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know?"
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I told my girlfriend I didn't see her blink during foreplay.
She said she didn't have time.
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Friday, September 23, 2022
Midlife crisis
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What was fucking awesome as a kid, but sucks as an adult?
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Refuse to split the bill equally.. okay..
So happened yesterday.
We had a night out with coworkers. So we were about 8 of us and ordered drinks and food. Bosses were in town and bonuses around the corner. This one lady I will call Shelly.
We all get drunk and finally time comes for the bill to get paid. We all agree on splitting the bill equally down the line. Drunk Shelly absolutely refuses. She says that everyone pay for what they ordered. Despite trying to tell her to chill and just split evenly, she refuses.
So we say okay, waiter goes and splits the bill. Everyone gets their bill and pays. Turns out Shelly is greedy and had been ordering top shelf whiskey and her bill was 6 times the next person's bill.
We left Shelly whining about how the bill has eaten into her rent money. Lol
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Refactoring "Just working solution ".
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What do you call a cockpit when the pilots are female?
The box office.
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Gorilla removal
A guy was drinking beers one day at his house and he heard some banging on the roof, so he walks outside sees a gorilla on the roof says nope fuck that and goes back inside and watches tv A lwhile later he sees an ad on TV for gorilla removal it says in and out in 30 minutes. The guy calls up the number and about 20 minutes goes by and he hears a knock at his door so he goes to the door and walks out to the guys truck. The gorilla remover then pulls out a ladder, a baseball bat, a bulldog trained to bite nuts and a gun. The homeowner asks what do you need all those tools for to which the professional replies well I’m gonna throw this ladder on the side your house climb up it with the baseball bat and beat the gorilla down and when the gorilla falls the dog is going to bite his nuts making it incapacitated. The homeowner replied that’s pretty smart but what do you need that gun for? The professional said in case that gorilla knocks me off the house you shoot that dog.
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A sex Ed teacher walks into class with a condom and a banana
He addresses the class and says "today i will show you how to use a condom and i have this banana because i can't get hard on an empty stomach"
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What’s the cheapest nuts you can buy?
What’s the cheapest nuts you can buy?
Deer nuts. They are just under a buck
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Thursday, September 22, 2022
I'm making 108 Spiritomb themed ceramic mugs. No clue why I thought this was a good idea
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