My example: an electrical multimeter. Check batteries, diagnose broken power cords, check voltage level at the outlet. I can’t imagine life without one.
What should everyone have but most people don’t?
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After we broke up, she went fucking bananas.
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Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat. The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.
Her husband said: The cat just died.
She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt? Why couldn't you have broken the news gradually!
Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof;
Tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg;
Then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night.
You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing. By the way, how is my mom?
Husband: She is playing on the roof...
Article URL: https://www.reuters.com/world/china/weibo-shows-user-locations-combat-bad-behaviour-2022-04-28/
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Article URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/28/climate/global-warming-ocean-extinctions.html
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Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:
-Is Crimea ours?
-Yes, it is.
-And the Donbas?
-Also ours.
-And Kyiv?
-We got that too.
Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:
-Thanks, how much do I owe you?
-5 euros.
Article URL: https://news.crunchbase.com/news/robinhood-layoffs-hood/
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31196210
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Article URL: https://pvk.ca/Blog/2014/08/16/how-to-define-new-intrinsics-in-sbcl/
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31196199
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Article URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/24/opinion/sunday/how-the-carolinas-fixed-their-blurred-lines.html
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31196196
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Article URL: https://www.i-programmer.info/news/80-java/15392-take-microsofts-java-for-beginners.html
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31196185
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Article URL: https://andymatuschak.org/books/
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31196172
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Article URL: https://kiani.info/all-important-aws-sagemakers-paths
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Article URL: https://betterprogramming.pub/are-pull-requests-holding-back-your-team-e8aec48986c2
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31183578
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Article URL: https://blog.tryterra.co/startup-spotlight-cadoo-ea906009bba8
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31183576
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Article URL: https://blog.porter.run/why-companies-move-off-heroku/
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Exactly what the title says, I (29M), did what every dude fear of doing: Rubbing your girlfriend’s clit and finding out it is NOT her clit.
Usually I’m great at finding it whenever we’re going at it, but tonight was not my night, when things were getting hot and heavy, I slipped my fingers down there and did the usual. My girlfriend (26F) asked what I was rubbing and I replied, “Your clit….?” And in confusion she replied, “No, I’m not feeling anything.”
For a second I was thrown off because how is she not feeling what I was rubbing for the past five minutes? So I poked what I thought was her clit and asked, “You mean this?” And by doing that, whatever the fucked I poked, caused her to yell in pain, “Yes, that!”
It turned out that above her hood was this cyst that was the same size as her clit and that’s what I was rubbing for the past 5 mins. Huge mood killer for the both of us, and now she’s upset that she has this weird pimple that she didn’t know of until now. I tried to comfort her but she’s not wanting to listen.
TL;DR Rubbed what I thought was my gf’s clit, turned out to be a big cyst above it. FML
EDIT: Turned out to be an ingrown hair, no I’m posting it on r/popping you nasties.
EDIT 2: Since everyone is asking why she didn’t feel it for a while, you got your factors of kissing and touching that, it wasn’t that long of a time, like maybe a minute when she noticed it. Anyways, thanks for the advice, girlfriend is feeling better and it’s just a laughable memory.
Run faster...... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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Just one of your pubic hairs can shut down a restaurant!
Article URL: https://mulledthoughts.substack.com/p/the-demographic-transition-as-parasitic
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There was once, in a small town, a man named Don.
One day Don was walking on top of a fence, and he slipped. When he slipped, the fence split him in half, right up the middle, but miraculously, each half of Don survived! Each half got up, started hopping away, and essentially started living separate lives.
The left half, more prone to rational thought, spent most of its time in libraries, and got an accounting gig. The right half, more creative, picked up painting, and taught pottery at the local community college.
On top of the spectacle of a man split in half, the townsfolk could not believe how rarely they saw both halves of Don at the same place. Indeed, nobody could think of even one occurrence of this happening.
Now one day, half a man walks into a bar. The left half of Don, always punctual, walked into the local watering hole at precisely 8:00, and ordered a shot of whisky, which the bartender poured for him.
At 8:01, the right half of Don wandered in, sat down, asked for a beer, and nodded to his other half, which nodded back. As the bartender poured him the beer, the left half of Don took his shot, left just enough to cover the bill, and left at precisely 8:02.
The bartender was astounded-- he was the first person to see the two halves interact since the accident. As it dawned on him how rare this was, the bartender exclaimed, a little louder than he wanted to, "Whole Don here for just one minute!"
Article URL: https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/04/25/twitter-employees-musk/
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31171474
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Article URL: https://americaathomestudy.com/
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An old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink , his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger , the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking , 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said , they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything..
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again , the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No , thank you , we are used to sharing everything.'
Finally , as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin , the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered: the teeth!
It was 0K.
They're staring in wonder at all of the shiny big buildings and the massive panes of glass when the two come across two big shiny metal doors.
"What is it, dad?" asked the son.
"I have no idea." replied the father. I have never seen anything like this in all my life.
They watched in wonder as an old lady walked up to the doors, pressed a button, and stepped inside the now-open doors. The doors closed once again and a while later, a 20-year-old blonde strolled out of the doors.
The father told his son, "Go get your mother!"
Every time she catches me on it she slams my face against the keyboard!!!
It’s okay though she’s not home rig.. ’(3rdsktrsfye:20rfees,.wee$tberg,
Jim the Juul Man Jailor
Article URL: https://www.linusakesson.net/programming/tty/
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I even asked my health education teacher couple days ago, and she said she feels the current age is fine.
But oh my, most people here view a 19yo dating a 17yo as very disturbing.
It's seems really weird, since here in finland it's legal for a 16yo to have sex with anyone, unless their in a position of power over them (e.g. teacher, coach, or a prison guard) and as I said, I don't see anyone here saying there's anything wrong with it.
So where does the difference in attitude come from?
I replied, “I’m the one you want. In my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Really - that’s because it’s fastfood
Every move you can think of already got a name
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Article URL: https://kevinlynagh.com/notes/pricing-niche-products/
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Article URL: https://capitalandgrowth.org/answers/Article/4002372/How-Livestream-Shopping-Can-Grow-Your-Ecommerce-Business
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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red 'H' on her chest.
- "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
- "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest.
- "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
- "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest.
- "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
- "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"
Article URL: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-04-21/u-s-fast-tracked-phoenix-ghost-drone-biden-is-sending-ukraine
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