Friday, December 31, 2021

James Webb Sunshield Deployment Livestream [video]

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What games have made you cry?

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Do you know how to avoid clickbait?

Apparently not.

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A pirate and his newest sailor were at a bar, when the sailor noticed all the captain's scars.

- How did he get the wooden leg? - asked the sailor.

- I was fightin' four sharks, I caught three, but one stayed 'n tore me leg off.

- How did you get the hook?

- I was fightin' five sharks, I caught four, but one stayed 'n swallowed me hand.

- And how did you get the eye patch?

- I was admirin' the sky when a seagull came 'n pooped in me eye.

- Is this simply how you lost your eye?

- See, 'twas me first day wit' the hook...

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Thursday, December 30, 2021

Did you hear about the shy guy who called an escort service?

Well, a beautiful woman knocked on his hotel door and he let her in. He tells the lady, “I must tell you ma’am that I’m hung like a baby.” Instantly she likes the poor guy and says, “now don’t you worry. When I’m done with you, you’re gonna feel like a man. Now you just go and get undressed and crawl into bed there and I’m going to freshen up in the restroom but I’ll be right out, ok?” Well, he shrugs his shoulders and did as she asked. A few minutes later the door to the bathroom opens and there stands this incredible, stunning woman. She goes over to the bed and crawls in and isn’t there for but just a few seconds when she screams, throws back the covers and looks at the guys penis! “I thought you said you were hung like a baby?” She asked… He answered, “I am! 8 lbs. 21 inches!”

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Why self-driving cars are a lie

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To fight racism

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What are your favorite Cameos in movies?

I always love when people pop up on screen for a split second and you’re able to catch it. Sometimes it’s much more subtle than others though

The first one that comes to mind is Chester Bennington in Crank. I watched it for the first time semi recently and I just thought that was so cool for whatever reason

The second, is Brad Pitt in Deadpool 2. I laughed hysterically when I saw that in the theater.

There are plenty more, but I’m curious to hear what other peoples answers to this question are

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Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Python, unlike C, has the mod operator always return a positive number

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Grace's Guide to British Industrial History

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People say I'm crazy for trying to invent a mind-controlled air freshener...

but it makes scents when you think about it.

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Fortnite (Epic Games) is down

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Men of reddit, what makes relationships with women so complicated?

Both as a friend and girlfriend

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She earned all 20

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My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, “Just you wait!”

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White Elephant

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Sequels that start immediately where the first movie ends?

I've been thinking about this for a few days. I'm wondering how many sequels that pick up right after the conclusion of the first movie.

A couple examples I can think of off the top of my head is:

Karate Kid II. Starts in the parking lot right at the end of the tournament in the first Karate Kid

Halloween II is a continuation of the events at the end of Halloween I when Michael Meyers disappears.

Are there any others that I am forgetting?

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If it doesn’t taste like covid and it doesn’t smell like covid

It’s probably covid

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Monday, December 27, 2021

You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant,

If it floats it's boy ant.

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IM MARY POPPINS YALL

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I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months...

Whoever messed this up should be stabbed

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My wife just called me pretentious.

I was so surprised, my monocle fell out.

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You don't solve homelessness by putting fucking spikes everywhere in your city, you solve it by housing the homeless.

The more i thought about it, the more i realized how it feels like we're living in a movie, seriously!? Putting spikes around where homeless people would normally sit to "make da place look prettier" instead of actually solving homelessness? What world do we live in thats so obsessed with flashiness and money that it tries to cover up homelessness?

Here's my two cents, maybe instead of seeing homeless people as "disgusting" and "gross" you house them so they can live a life with basic human rights.

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Name a movie sequel you had no idea existed

When browsing through Netflix the other day, I came across Benchwarmers 2: Breaking Balls. This completely took me by surprise. A sequel to The Benchwarmers? A comedy movie from 2006 got a sequel in 2019? Not to mention Jon Lovitz is the only returning cast member from the original. I mean, are Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jon Heder, and Nick Swardson up to anything to these days?

What are some movies sequels you had idea existed that made you just scratch your head and go: "What were they thinking?"

Here are some other examples:

  • Bigger Fatter Liar (2017): This is more of a remake than a sequel to the Frankie Muniz comedy Big Fat Liar from 2002. It's basically a low-budget remake of the original.
  • Jingle All the Way 2 (2014): A sequel to the Arnold Schwarzenegger Christmas comedy from 1996. Larry the Cable Guy really hasn't had that much success in movies outside of Cars has he?
  • Unbroken: Path to Redemption (2018): The sequel to the Angelina Jolie's 2014 movie Unbroken. None of the original cast or crew return and it was released by Pure Flix (now Pinnacle Peak Pictures), who make and distribute Christian movies.
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It's always weird returning to the home you grew up in

Of course, the family that lives there asking me to leave and saying they are "calling the police" aren't helping either

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I peaked in '96

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My boyfriend told me he refuses to date girls named Rachel....

....I accused him of Rachel discrimination.

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Friday, December 24, 2021

Useful Old Technologies: ASN.1

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My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid……..

My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid ..

“State of the art” he said

“ it cost me an absolute fortune “”

“That’s brilliant dad , what type is it “???

“It’s 2:30 “he replied

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Appendix I: Indo-European Roots

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What's NSFW?

Sleeping on the job

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