Tuesday, August 31, 2021

A professor develops a theory to determine how truthful patients are when asked about their sex life.

According to the theory, the wider the smile is, the more frequent the intercourse.

To put his theory into practice, he invites some of his patients into the practice.

He goes up to the first one, asks him a few questions and, seeing the smile, asks:

- You're together once a week, aren't you?

- Yes, doctor!

He goes to the second one, the grin is wider, so he says:

- You and your wife are together every two days?

- Yes. It's amazing how you figured that out!

The doctor goes over to the guy at the end of the row with his mouth up to his ears.

- Wow, you guys have sex every day?

- No, doctor.

- Every two days?

- No.

- Monthly?

- No.

- Every year?

- Yes, one night a year.

- Then why are you grinning like that?

- Because tonight is the NIGHT!

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Ask HN: Are there small alternatives to libsodium/NaCL

I once knew about one, but unfortunately i forgot. Kindly share if you know.


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SRE/DevOps/infrastructure team – what's your onboarding experience?

Just being curious, what's your or your team's onboarding process like? It has been one of the hard tasks to onboard as a new hire myself and to train a new hire, and was wondering what other people's experience and opinions are like. Any positive experience so far?

Thank you all!


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Prodfiler: fleet-wide system-wide continuous profiler

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Show HN: The Cloud Resume Challenge Book

Since April 2020, the Cloud Resume Challenge [0] has helped hundreds of people

• skill up on cloud,

• improve their career prospects,

• and even land cloud jobs from totally non-tech fields like plumbing and HR.

I ended up turning the challenge into a book to help the next generation of folks transition to cloud, and I'm very excited to offer it to HN readers at a 10% discount! [1]

What’s inside the ebook:

° 130+ pages of tools, tips, and bonus projects

• The secret “17th step” that makes your project stand out above the crowd

• How to write a challenge blog post that will get the right kind of attention

• Four all-new bonus projects covering AWS, Kubernetes, and more

• Proven challenge-to-job strategies for both career-changers and upskillers

• Case studies from challenge champions: how they got hired, what they learned

Plus, you get free access to my regular “Best Jobs in Cloud” newsletter [2], featuring curated job opportunities for both juniors and seniors - a $50/year value.

You can check out the original challenge, which forms the backbone of the book, at [3]. I would love any thoughts or feedback.

[0] https://ift.tt/2zK9ryY

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[2] https://ift.tt/3yk3q4S

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AWS US-WEST-2 region (Oregon) is having issues

From the status page: 11:25 AM PDT We are investigating an issue which is affecting network traffic for some customers using AWS services in the US-WEST-2 Region.

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Ask HN: Is there an RSS app with a blacklist / mutelist

I saw some keyword mute function in feedly for $8 a month.

Do i miss something or is there really no other Mac App or self-hosting RSS system on Github with a simple mute or blacklist (the word covid or playstation) in this web?


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Hawksight.co

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Mysterious Spam Cname Record Appearing on Cloudflare

I took a look today at a domain that is expiring soon. We shut down everything associated with the domain a few months ago (the DO droplet and the cloudflare record).

However, we left the DNS pointing to cloudflare at our registrar.

When accessing the domain today, I noticed that it was redirected to various spam sites. Upon further inspection it looks like the DNS records were changed. There was a CNAME entry that was causing this redirect.

Is this some sort of security vulnerability? I can't imagine Cloudflare or our registrar would change the records to this spam domain themselves. I'm at a loss for how this could possibly occur.


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The Multi-Monorepo

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Case for Open Borders

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John, a wealthy 60 year old man, shows up at the country club one day with his new wife, a smoking hot 22 year old blonde.

His buddies are amazed. "There is no way someone that young and attractive would agree to marry an old geezer like you. How did you pull it off?"

"It's simple," John says, "I lied to her about my age."

"Did you tell her you were 50?" his friends ask. John shakes his head no.

"There is no way she could believe you were 40". John shakes his head again.

"So how old did you tell her you were exactly??"

John smiles and says "85".

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So a penis walks into a bar,

So this penis walks into a bar, right? And the bartender says, “Why the fuck is there a giant walking penis in my place of business? What morbid Lovecraftian monstrosity is this, where a male sex organ has taken an anthropomorphic form and moved frictionlessly to my very own bar? What does this creature possess? Can it think? Feel? Love? Hate? What are the inner workings of this nightmarish oddity, and, more importantly, where did it come from? This is the scariest moment of my life, and I will be forever haunted by the deep psychological trauma of encountering a living, breathing, walking penis capable of conscious decision-making.”

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Show HN: A drone instrument made with a drone motor to make drone music

Howdy HN! I thought some folks might find this instrument kind of interesting.

Here's a demo of the instrument built using a drone motor with a 3D printed wheel that holds magnets to vibrate a pair of strings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds2I0QujzO0

If you want to build your own OSC Rotary Magnetic Bow, the source code and 3D model are here: https://ift.tt/3joqIlW

You can listen the album "Autonomous Drone Lullabies" here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuSljzgWFc

Happy to answer any questions.


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Nuclear War Survival Skills (1987) [pdf]

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Herman Melville's Guide to Whales

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Why does punching Sonic 3D trigger a Secret Level Select? [video]

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Stay Alert

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Stop the Vertical Tab Madness (2010)

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Data Storytelling with ComicStrips by ComicGen Using Google Sheets

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AWS Service Terms: zumbi exception?

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Live Hurricane Ida Storm Chase

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Ask HN: Can people who flagged this to death explain why?

https://ift.tt/2WBca9p

It's copyright-free educational content of a non-pornographic but sexual nature. I was sexually abused for years as a child. I don't harp a whole lot on things like "rape culture" but I'm baffled and disturbed that this was flagged to death.

Why is a copyright-free educational resource of this sort "not HN worthy" in your eyes?

HN is okay with talking about OnlyFans content policy re actual porn but has some issue with letting people know there is a site like this out there? This doesn't add up for me. I don't see where that line is being drawn.

Perhaps someone could help me understand this.

Thank you.


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Excellent.

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Name an underrated mon you like and I'll say what I like/hate about it

Definitely not an excuse to help me remember the more forgettable mons.

Gonna try to say both both good and bad things about each one so no-one feels hurt but I have may have a few exceptions *looks at Krabby* Also might be a good chance to find someone who also likes the same underrated mons.

UPDATE: phone crashed. Thanks. I won't be able to get through everyone's Pokémon but I'll try!

IM SO SORRY IF I CAN'T ANSWER YOUR POKEMON OR MISS THEM my phone's stopping giving me notifications because I think it's flooded

IM GOING TO SLEEP SO I WONT BE ABLE TO ANSWER ANYMORE SORRY

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[Game Thread] Nebraska @ Illinois (1:00PM ET)

GAME NebraskaNebraska @ IllinoisIllinois
Location Illinois Memorial Stadium (Champaign, IL)
Time 1:00PM ET ¦ 12:00PM CT
Watch TV: FOX
Odds Spread: Nebraska -7 - Over/Under: 55
Flair ¦ Discord ¦ /r/CFB Book
Made with the /r/CFB Game Thread Generator

Also edited by /u/bakonydraco, /u/ChemicalOle, /u/refekt, /u/ingyball, /u/arrowfan624, /u/CommodoreN7, /u/scrotes_magotes, /u/HanSoIoque, /u/Seneca_Was_In, /u/derbra, /u/nedylan, /u/fireinvestigator113, /u/JamesBCrazy, /u/angrysquirrel777, /u/I_am_bot_beep_boop, /u/bwburke94, /u/GeauxTri, /u/PM_ME_YOUROUY_EM_MP, and /u/Inkblot9


Please keep trash talk civil, and report any comments that violate our rules.

LET'S TALK FOOTBALL!

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Police Brutality

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Ma’am you need a mask…

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Rogue vs. Fnatic / LEC 2021 Summer Playoffs - Losers' Bracket Final / Post-Match Discussion

LEC 2021 SUMMER PLAYOFFS

Official page | Leaguepedia | Liquipedia | Live Discussion | Eventvods.com | New to LoL


Rogue 0-3 Fnatic

Fnatic advance to LEC Summer 2021 Finals and secures at least 2nd Seed at Worlds 2021! | Rogue drop out of Playoff contention and secures 3rd seed at Worlds 2021!

Player of the Series: Nisqy

FNC | Leaguepedia | Liquipedia | Discord | Website | Twitter | Facebook | YouTube | Subreddit
RGE | Leaguepedia | Liquipedia | Discord | Website | Twitter | Facebook | YouTube


MATCH 1: FNC vs. RGE

Winner: Fnatic in 32m
Match History | Game Breakdown

Bans 1 Bans 2 G K T D/B
FNC Varus Kennen Xin Zhao Twisted Fate Orianna 66.1k 16 11 O1 H2 H4 C5 B6 C7 C8 B9
RGE Thresh Renekton Pyke Lee Sin Jarvan IV 50.6k 4 2 M3
FNC 16-4-27 vs 4-16-8 RGE
Adam Camille 3 3-0-6 TOP 0-4-2 4 Jayce Odoamne
Bwipo Viego 3 3-1-6 JNG 1-2-1 1 Trundle Inspired
Nisqy Ryze 1 8-0-4 MID 2-4-0 3 Azir Larssen
Upset Ezreal 2 1-0-6 BOT 1-3-2 1 Aphelios Hans sama
Hylissang Rakan 2 1-3-5 SUP 0-3-3 2 Morgana Trymbi

MATCH 2: RGE vs. FNC

Winner: Fnatic in 30m
Match History | Game Breakdown

Bans 1 Bans 2 G K T D/B
RGE Thresh Aphelios Twisted Fate Ezreal Tristana 52.2k 16 4 H1 C2 H3
FNC Kennen Varus Xin Zhao Draven Xayah 60.6k 25 9 M4 O5 B6 O7
RGE 16-25-30 vs 24-16-57 FNC
Odoamne Jayce 2 5-5-5 TOP 1-5-10 2 Camille Adam
Inspired Trundle 2 2-6-7 JNG 5-2-15 1 Viego Bwipo
Larssen Ryze 1 6-5-2 MID 8-4-12 1 Cassiopeia Nisqy
Hans sama Ashe 3 3-5-7 BOT 8-2-6 4 Kaisa Upset
Trymbi Lulu 3 0-4-9 SUP 2-3-14 3 Rakan Hylissang

MATCH 3: RGE vs. FNC

Winner: Fnatic in 25m
Match History

Bans 1 Bans 2 G K T D/B
RGE Rakan Twisted Fate Ryze Zilean Syndra 42.6k 8 2 H2
FNC Varus Jayce Lucian Kennen Gnar 52.4k 22 8 C1 O3 H4 M5 B5
RGE 8-22-14 vs 22-9-44 FNC
Odoamne Gangplank 3 2-3-4 TOP 4-0-6 2 Renekton Adam
Inspired Viego 3 3-4-2 JNG 4-1-10 3 Trundle Bwipo
Larssen Orianna 2 2-4-2 MID 10-3-4 4 Sylas Nisqy
Hans sama Jinx 2 1-4-2 BOT 3-0-12 1 Aphelios Upset
Trymbi Thresh 1 0-7-4 SUP 1-5-12 1 Braum Hylissang

This thread was created by the Post-Match Team.

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Friday, August 27, 2021

Security researcher receives $1M bug bounty for saving company from $350M bug

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Forward Important Email to Notion

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Show HN: Grokkoli – an individualized/adaptive math-tutoring web app

Hi All - I'm Eric, and I’ve been working on a math-tutoring application that continually adapts to a child’s learning needs as they answer questions: www.grokkoli.com/beta (introduces new concepts in granular steps, figures out where/how learners might be confused & attempts to resolve it, speeds kids past the stuff they understand clearly, tracks their recall, answer-speed, and more).

Currently in beta, looking for families with kids in grades 1-6 to beta-test.

Especially interested in taking on families that are finding math to be a challenge.

Happy to share more details if needed (still assessing the level of detail most considerate/appropriate on HN).

All feedback is welcome.


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Computers Barely Work

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Agile Workplace

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Fuck Nestlé

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