Download a CSV of your Amazon purchases

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Proximate Cause

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Is Most Published Research Wrong?

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Dude 1 : Hey, Bro? Dude 2 : Yeah Bro? Dude 1 : Can you pass me that pamphlet?

Dude 2 : Brochure

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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"

The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

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My wife said, “Can you have a talk with the kids on drugs?”

I said, “Fine, but I don’t make any sense when I’m high.”

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A man got worms in his stomach

He went to all the doctors available but non could give him the proper treatment so he decided to go to some wise old man , the man told him " simple , go and buy the sweetest watermelon you can buy , cut it in half and sit on it , Naked . So the leader of the worms would go down to taste the watermelon and he would like it so much that he will invite the rest of the worms to eat , and you are done " .

The man decided to do as told , he went and bought the most sweet watermelon he could ever buy , cut it in half , took off his clothes and sat on it naked as told .

The worms leader went down to taste and found it super delicious so he called his friends and said " YO guys , this watermelon is awesome ! Come help me take it up "

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Friday, July 30, 2021

I come from a long line of alcoholics.

My gene pool has a swim up bar.

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Me: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

The hot lady at the bar: No thanks, I don't like small talk.

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Bryan Lunduke: The End of Linux Is Nigh [video]

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OpenAI ranks as one of the most unusual organizations on the planet

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3x+1: The Simplest Math Problem No One Can Solve

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Repair Cafรฉ

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What do you call reusing someone else’s dad joke?

Puns of steal.

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Thursday, July 29, 2021

Map–Territory Relation

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Show HN: Stacked diffs / interdependent changes (on GitHub)

We (Screenplay, https://screenplay.dev) built an internal tool (Graphite) to enable stacked diffs on GitHub for an individual (i.e. you can adopt it without your team also having to adopt it). It's inspired by some of the internal tooling we had at bigger companies. Specifically, the tool has two parts:

  * The CLI - https://github.com/screenplaydev/graphite-cli: Allows you to create diffs, restack them, submit them to GitHub, etc. It runs locally and stores all the metadata in your .git folder.
  * The website - https://app.graphite.dev/: A UI layer on top of GitHub (ultimately reads/writes from GitHub). OAuth in to have a better/customizable review queue and stack visualization, with notifs and an improved code review UI coming soon.
You can use those two either separately or together. Would love people's feedback!

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Guy Steele: The most popular language in computer science (2017)

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Ask HN: How does this “webkey” automatically start controlling my PC?

Not a coder, just a lurker on HN. A company gave me this usb "key" embedded in a business card for further information on their product. When I plug it in thinking it's a usb drive, Windows pops up with a "Setting up USB WebKey" and then somehow starts typing a URL in the run box. How is this possible?

I googled webkey: https://ift.tt/3j4Xjvs


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Dads be like that

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The soldier guards a military hangar with rifle in hands

The soldier guards a military hangar with rifle in hands when a man walks up to him and says:

-Hey pal, can I buy your rifle?

-Of course not! There are fighter jets stored in here, what am I gonna if something happens and I dont have a gun?

-Dont worry, you could just take a stick and pretend like youre shooting, no one is even gonna notice a thing!

After some hesitation, the soldier agrees to sell his weapon for some cash

A week after, the war unexpectedly breaks out. There are gunshots everywhere, deafening explosions fill the air, and amidst that ruckus the soldier picks up a stick and runs to the frontlines

"Bang, bang" - goes the soldier, and he is relieved as he sees that no one noticed.

Suddenly,the hangar doors open, and a lonely pilot runs out

"Whooooooosh!" - goes the pilot

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I have a pun about Elton John

It's a little bit funny...

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Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Is distributed tracing the worst effort/cost to value ratio?

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Top Learnings from Someone Who Has Done 300+ Websites for Startups

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Calling all E-commerce founders

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Dr. Mario World End of Service Notice

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The Bizarre and Surprising Coffee of the Nespresso Vertuo

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I dare you....

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How long would you stay married to the mother of your child if she said “no more sex ever”?

Not about my situation. I want to know where your thresholds are.

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A monastery had a rule: No talking whatsoever.

Once a year, there was an exception to the rule. One monk would get chosen to get up and speak.

The first year, Brother Matthew stood up. Naturally, the hall was silent. He stared at his audience for a minute. Then he spoke. "Hot this year, wasn't it?"

With that, he concluded his speech and sat down.

The next year, Brother Simon stood up. Gazing at his solemn, silent audience, he said "Cold this year, no?" The assembled monks nodded silently, and he sat down.

The following year, Brother Luke stood up. He looked annoyed, and spoke:

"Would you two just stop arguing all the bloody time!!!"

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Things to know before starting investing

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On Medici and Thiel

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My mate broke his leg so I went to see him at home. I walked in and what do I see? He had two gorgeous older sisters, and they're TWINS ! I had never met them before, apparently they live at the uni and were visiting.

Anyway, so I went up to my friend's room, “How are you mate?”

“Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate. Go fetch my socks from downstairs. My feet are freezing.” he tells me.

So I rushed downstairs and found his two sisters perched up on the couch, right where his socks lay.

I say to them, “Your brother has sent me down here to have sex with both of you"

They respond “Get away with ya... Prove it.”

I shouted upstairs, “Hey, mate! Both of them?”

He shouted back “Of course both of them! What’s the point in fucking one?”

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Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book.

Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.

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A good reason to why you should shut the fuck up

Hey guys.

I've been trying hard to fit in, but it doesn't work.

When AI-generated stuff gets upvoted, you have to reconsider the mechanism. I would argue that posts should be voted along a number-estimate of how the content should be ranked (pondered by the voter's weight if needs be). That way, intricate content can pop out easily, even if only a few souls can grok it. Inversely, a powerful voter can push down wrong, illusive content. Don't tell me it can be gamed, because it just can't. Worse to worst, you authenticate more strictly.

That's only one thing. (and which is going to be downvoted for no reason, of course)

I also wanted to argue about why you should just shut the fuck up. Everyone is grossly licking Steve Jobs's nuts without a second thought about ethics. This is only one data entry. I'm very aware that he is dead. That's just to point out that if you look closely, you can see all over the place that people are not being good people. They are being a bunch of neurotic bitches.

It does sound ironic, and that makes me laugh.

Am I going to be downvoted although my words are pumping good dynamism into the culture? Would you rather see another startup trying to invent you a need which you don't have, because they're too weak to break free from the wage-slavery? Excuse me but I'm on disability, because I'm schizophrenic you see, and so I'm free to do and say as I want.

If you would only shut the fuck up, then I would fight for your freedom.

What do you have to say?

I'll be waiting, and answering tomorrow to any and everyone.


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Arturia MicroFreak (2019)

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The Magic of Boredom

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Hacking DEF Con 29

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