Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Wholesome_Birb

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Rewriting M4vgalib in Rust

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Shaking doesn't increase the pressure in a champagne bottle

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Clojure Web Servers

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Ask HN: What were the best books you read this year? (2019)

Last year toward the end of 2018 there was an awesome thread asking this same question. I personally found it very valuable, but have not seen one so far for 2019. I thought I'd get it started!

What were the best books you read this year? Preference to books released this year, but if an older book changed you for the better by all means please include it!


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Couples Every January

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The American military should really be worried...

Russian technology is a decade ahead of them at the moment.

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Monday, December 30, 2019

Bleu Score

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Build Your Own Knowledge Graph with Weaviate

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How to Be a Statistical Detective

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Y2K / Millennium Bug (20yrs On)

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Mapbox Marker Clustering in React

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Ask HN: What are your gripes with customer support tools?

We’re working on a customer support product. It’s aimed at B2C clients (not SaaS). That said, I figure many of you already use these sorts of tools—and have thoughts on what doesn’t work as it should.


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20 Years of Product Management in 25 Minutes by Dave Wascha

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The KGB, the Computer, and Me (Complete, 1990)

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Why do Jewish men like to watch porn in reverse?

They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

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The Marvelous Spider-Gwen

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Crikey

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Change my mind

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Sunday, December 29, 2019

How do you hide an elephant in an apple tree?

Paint his balls red

How did Tarzan die?

Picking apples

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What has four letters, sometimes has nine, but never has five?

Woops meant to use a period.

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I threw a boomerang a few years ago.

I now live in constant fear.

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Zig at a Glance

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Master Quant: Ask and you shall receive

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Ask HN: Which is the happiest one-person business owner you heard about in 2019?

Lifestyle businesses can be considered successful if they provide, right?


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Burrowing Owls [video]

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'How to Speak' by Patrick Winston

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What a City Needs (2009)

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FreeDB Is Shutting Down

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The Eternal Novice Trap

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Friday, December 27, 2019

Are We Roaring Yet?

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Do you want to develop an app?

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Pareidolia Bias

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Ask HN: What kind of websites do you want to see in 2020?

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Ask HN: Is startup school award possible for abroad startups?

I just got an email contains a list of awarded startups.

To be awarded in the startup school, you have to attend startup school meetups; something not possible for most of Egyptians who can't even get a U.S. visa.

Is there a way to attend the startup school meetups online?

If it's not possible, then this whole process is unfair... just like everything else in life. :)


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Show HN: Build gql apps using tests

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Interactive Lorenz Attractor

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So Hard as a “Server”

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Show HN: A better way to review pull requests

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Putin’s Poland Obsession

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Show HN: A page creator built on Are.na

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Which editor/IDE does Bisqwit use? Answers and some history

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Effects of HTML

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It goes both ways

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I was kidnapped by some mimes 4 years ago today

The things they did to me were just unspeakable

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A man find himself feeling really, really, very horny but also short on money.

Nevertheless, he heads to his local bordello in search of some relief.

He walks in, goes to the nice lady at the front desk, and slaps a $5 dollar bill on the counter. "Lady, this is all the money I got, but I really need some satisfaction, if you get my meaning. What can you do for me?"

The nice lady says, "Well, we don't usually do this," she snatches money from the counter, "but if you go down the hall, third door on your RIGHT, you should find what you need."

The man thanks her, then makes his way down the hall to the third door on the right and goes in. In the middle of room on the floor is a mattress, and on that mattress is a chicken.

At first, the man is grossed out. "This is disgusting, I would never." But soon, his urges get the best him and he ends up having sex with the chicken. He leaves the bordello with a smile and is surprised at how much he enjoyed himself.

The next day, the man finds himself really very horny again, with even less money. Still, he heads back to the bordello hoping to get lucky again.

He walks in, goes to the nice lady at the front desk, and puts 3 wrinkly dollar bills on the counter. "Lady, this is all the money I got, but I really need some satisfaction, if you get my meaning. What can you do for me?"

The nice lady says, "You again, huh?" she snatches money from the counter, "Go down the hall, third door on your LEFT, you'll find what you need."

The man thanks her, then makes his way down the hall to the third door on the left and goes in.

This room is set up as a theater, and there are several men jerking off to a video playing of a man having sex with an inflatable doll.

Our hero sees this and exclaims in disgust, "This is terrible. I can't get off on this. This is some depraved shit."

One of other patrons hears him and says, "Aww, this is nothin'. Yesterday, we seen some guy fuckin' a chicken!"

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A married man arrives piss drunk to his home, he hardly makes it into his house after making a mess... in the morning he wakes up with a "breakfast for champions" in front of him, and he is like... what???...

A married man arrives piss drunk to his home, he hardly makes it into his house after making a mess... in the morning he wakes up with a "breakfast for champions" in front of him, and he is like... what???...

He looks down to his in-bed breakfast and sees waffles, scrambled eggs with bacon, a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, an ice cold beer, a couple of aspirins, and a note that simply says "love you".

He stumbles outside the room and sees broken glass, a broken lamp, mud (or vomit) in the carpet, half the clothes he was wearing the day before stinking of alcohol and cigarette laying in the floor... he has no idea what happened, so he calls for his son.

"where is your mom?" He asks.

"she went to the store to get a new door lock" The kid answers.

"ok... do you know what happened yesterday?"

"i sure do" says the kid; "you came home at around 5am drunk off your mind, you parked the car in the front lawn, after doing a couple of doughnuts on the front lawn with the car, then, you couldnt fit the key on the front door, and started knocking the door really hard and yelling for us to open, waking the neighbors that where still not awake because of the car parking, but you didnt wait for us, so you ended up kicking open the door after failing to force your way in..."

"...afterwards, you stumbled into the table at the entrance breaking the lamp grandma left mom before she passed away..."

"...after that, you tried to go up the stairs, and knocked off the wall most of the framed pictures we had hanging, thats when you vomited all over yourself."

"So, what happened then?" asked the still hung over man.

"Me and mom reached you half way up the stairs and understood you couldnt be talked to, so we dragged you up the stairs, by then you where trying to undress yourself, but couldnt really do it. You only got half your shirt off so mom unbuttoned the rest and then reached for your pants..."

"And then what happened????"

"Well, mom was trying to take your vomit soaked pants off when you very strongly pushed her aside, and yelled, "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU WHORE! IM A MARRIED MAN!" just before blacking out.

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Publishing press releases, effective or not?

Hello, I am launching several products and I am trying to improve SEO. Is publishing press releases still effective? It looks like I am losing money doing that without getting any return.

I posted for many apps I created, and doesn't seem to have much effect yet, It might take some time.

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SatsHI https://ift.tt/2Zqi36S

BitPatron https://ift.tt/2rwBHSf

pForms https://ift.tt/2QnCcpT


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Google Removes Metamask from the Play Store, Appeal Rejected

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Wednesday, December 25, 2019

My funniest racism experience in China

So I’m a black guy who lived in China for a year. Racism is quiet different in China and to be honest, it literally is in your face & It could even get life threatening at times. I’ve had a lot of bad experiences but this one was one of the ones I actually liked and one I didn’t mind.

I was riding on the train in Beijing, minding my own business and all of a sudden, someone shoves an earphone to my ears from behind. And I was surprised and pissed that this happened. And lots of rude people in China, so you’re always on the edge. I turned around instantly and it’s this teenage girl and she was hyper and very happy to see me it seemed . And then she says the most unexpected shit ever.

She says .. ”I like Rap Music”

Wow!!!

I was so shocked but not angry. It was just too surprising and something I wasn’t expecting after having earphones shoved on my ears.

And I shit you not, the music was not even a black guy....it was fucking EMINEM... The whole thing brought a smile to my face because I knew it was just ignorance and not arrogance and you can’t be mad at ignorance. She wanted to take selfies with me(selfie with a black guy) . I allowed it . We took selfies and we parted ways.

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[Post Game Thread] The Philadelphia 76ers (23-10) defeat the Milwaukee Bucks (27-5), 121-109.

MIL Min FG FT 3PT +/- OR Reb A Blk Stl TO PF Pts
K. Middleton 33:00 12-21 2-2 5-9 -7 3 8 4 0 1 1 3 31
G. Antetokoun 30:19 8-27 2-4 0-7 -18 2 14 7 1 1 3 3 18
B. Lopez 32:43 4-8 0-0 3-5 +5 1 5 1 1 0 0 2 11
D. DiVincenzo 26:17 3-5 0-0 0-2 -8 1 4 2 0 2 1 2 6
W. Matthews 24:41 2-5 0-0 0-1 -19 0 2 3 0 0 0 1 4
G. Hill 26:16 6-7 0-0 3-3 -8 0 1 2 1 0 1 1 15
K. Korver 20:29 1-4 0-0 1-2 -2 0 5 2 0 0 0 1 3
E. Ilyasova 15:05 3-5 0-0 1-1 -9 0 1 1 2 0 2 0 7
S. Brown 12:00 3-4 1-1 0-0 +15 0 3 0 0 0 0 1 7
P. Connaughto 11:29 2-5 1-1 0-0 +3 1 4 1 1 2 2 0 5
R. Lopez 7:41 1-4 0-0 0-3 -12 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
T. Antetokoun
D.J. Wilson
E. Bledsoe
D. Bender
C. Reynolds
F. Mason III
Totals 240 45-95(.474) 6-8(.750) 13-33(.394) - 8 47 23 6 6 10 15 109
PHI Min FG FT 3PT +/- OR Reb A Blk Stl TO PF Pts
T. Harris 34:51 8-16 1-1 5-7 +5 1 4 2 0 1 1 0 22
A. Horford 32:54 3-12 2-2 3-7 -2 2 10 5 1 1 0 1 11
J. Embiid 28:26 11-21 6-6 3-6 +15 2 11 3 2 0 1 5 31
B. Simmons 38:03 7-10 1-2 0-0 +9 1 7 14 2 3 2 3 15
J. Richardson 36:52 7-20 0-0 4-11 +4 3 5 4 1 1 1 1 18
F. Korkmaz 25:10 5-10 2-4 4-5 +20 1 2 0 1 3 0 1 16
M. Scott 17:24 1-3 0-0 1-3 +10 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 3
J. Ennis III 16:23 1-6 0-0 0-4 -4 3 7 1 0 0 1 0 2
T. Burke 9:57 1-3 0-0 1-1 +3 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 3
S. Milton
R. Neto
K. O'Quinn
N. Pelle
M. Shayok
J. Bolden
M. Thybulle
Z. Smith
Totals 240 44-101(.436) 12-15(.800) 21-44(.477) - 14 49 29 7 9 7 12 121
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