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Most comprehensive data structure / Big O overview
Article URL: https://g1thubhub.github.io/data-structure-zoo.html
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It's nearly impossible to afford a cup of coffee in Venezuela
Article URL: https://www.axios.com/venezuela-hyperinflation-economic-crisis-coffee-cash-3c78a2e4-5d2f-4b91-b774-1dfbcf3c4cfd.html
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17429837
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What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron
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I asked my wife to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun.
I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,
"Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character" I exclaimed,
"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"
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Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
The angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”
The angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”
Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?”
"Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are."
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I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex
He is a small arms dealer
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An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop...
...with a pair of torn pants.
Euripides? Asked the tailor.
Eumenides? Replied the man.
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How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
She starts to fit into your wife's clothes.
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I went to an archaeologist’s party where we were excavating a lower leg bone.
It was quite the shindig.
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I was once attacked by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
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"What's your favourite position?" asked my date.
I said, "It's the spider."
She said, "I don't know it."
"Well," I said, "it's when I stand in a corner of the room and you scream naughty things at me."
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Today I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "in 4K ultra high definition" was not the right answer.
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By then end of my lifetime, I will have cause tens of thousands of ejaculations.
Single-handedly.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Good food but bad atmosphere
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Someone once told me that wearing crocs is like getting a BJ from a guy
Might feel good an all, but once you look down you realize...... You're gay
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What’s the most popular first date spot in Alabama?
Olive Garden: when you’re here, you’re family.
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A struggling SoundCloud rapper decides to get a job as a farmer...
He now produces his own beets
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Did you know the first condoms were invented by the Welsh out of sheep's intestines?
The English improved on the invention by taking the intestines out of the sheep before using them.
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Why should you always carry arms with you?
They might come in handy.
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My wife suggested I look into getting a penis enlarger...
So I did. She’s 24 and her name is Heather.
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Unusual funeral
A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "That first coffin is for my wife." "What happened to her?" "My dog attacked and killed her." "Well, who is in the second coffin?" My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also." A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the man asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied, "Join the queue.
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A boy asks his dad "Dad what's an alcoholic?"
Dad replied: "Well son, do you see those 2 yellow cars over there? An alcoholic would see 4"
The son responded: "But dad, I can only see 1 car"
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After 10 years of raising their child
, the mother notices that the kid looks different.
So, she decided to do a DNA test.
The results come out, and show that the child isn't theirs.
She tells her husband, "I have some terrible news, dear. This is not our baby!". The husband replies, "yes, do you not remember?
When we were about to leave the hospital, you noticed that the baby had wet it's daipers and told me 'honey, go change the baby' ".
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They always wonder if looks could could kill, well my looks sure did
They killed my chances of ever getting laid.
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My father was never proud me.
When I was child he asked, "How old are you now son?"
"I'm 5."
He replied, "When I was your age I was 6."
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The U.S. Can’t Afford to Demonize China
Article URL: https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/06/29/the-u-s-cant-afford-to-demonize-china/
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New Dark Age by James Bridle review – technology and the end of the future
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How the Startup Mentality Failed Kids in San Francisco
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How to fix what has gone wrong with the internet: The ins and outs
Article URL: https://www.economist.com/special-report/2018/06/28/how-to-fix-what-has-gone-wrong-with-the-internet
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17429767
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Sending Emails with Gmail API and Python
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Healthcare market research reports for accurate industry information
Article URL: https://www.aarkstore.com/healthcare
Comments URL: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17429756
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SMS over IRC
Article URL: https://mndrix.blogspot.com/2018/06/sms-over-irc.html
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Animated 3D Roller Coaster in Excel
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How a Sprint and T-Mobile merger could impact you
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hnrss is a labor of love, but if the project has made your job or hobby project easier and you want to show some gratitude, donations are very much appreciated. Thanks!
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Terraform is on the way to become a programming language
Article URL: https://ilya-sher.org/2018/06/30/terraform-becomes-a-programming-language/
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Elsevier are corrupting open science in Europe
Article URL: https://www.theguardian.com/science/political-science/2018/jun/29/elsevier-are-corrupting-open-science-in-europe
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Whats better free weights or machine weights?
Article URL: https://pinoyathletics.info/free-weights-or-machine-weights/
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What i learned creating a serverless portfolio with nextjs, graphql
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Consumer authority CMA launches enforcement action against hotel booking sites
Article URL: http://www.gov.uk/government/news/cma-launches-enforcement-action-against-hotel-booking-sites
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How a Diablo expansion led to behind the scenes trouble
Article URL: https://www.polygon.com/features/2018/6/29/17517376/diablo-hellfire-expansion-behind-the-scenes-trouble?
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Why aren’t we involving the 20-year-olds in future planning?
Article URL: https://medium.com/sander-gansen/why-arent-we-involving-the-20-year-olds-in-future-planning-6d2236e21f8b
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Pro version of sodium theme for HUGO
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No more fake dating profiles
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Disney’s Autonomous Robot Stunt Doubles Are the Future
Article URL: https://www.geek.com/tech/disneys-autonomous-robot-stunt-doubles-are-the-future-1744674/
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Today's main news headlines:Now Instagram user can add soundtrack to the stories
Article URL: http://www.newslagatar.com/2018/06/Todays-main-news-headlines.html
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Bet she taste like quarters
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This pupper with his little tail
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I just got a full tank of gas for under $3.00 because someone screwed up the decimal place.
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Woman let dog poop in middle of airport, refused to clean it up, and flipped off the person filming her
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LPT: When someone is feeling down and opens up to you, spend that conversation listening to them.
Don’t spend that conversation trying to ‘fix’ them. They just want someone to hear them, not someone to give suggestion after suggestion.
Depression is tiring, having to justify why those suggestions don’t work is exhausting energy we don’t have.
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The mans editing skills are insane.
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Pupper's head has appeared to invert itself.
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Cozy adventure frens
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13 years ago, I started medical school. I walked out today a heart and lung surgeon. Today, I am happy.
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Anyone who worked for Toys R Us, store or corporate, what did the last months of work consist of?
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Best seat in the house
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When Deangelo takes over as manager
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TIL Sean Connery was offered was 15% of worldwide box office receipts to play Gandalf in Lord of the Rings, but turned it down for "not understanding the script." The deal would have been worth about $400 million.
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North Korea has increased nuclear production at secret sites, say U.S. officials
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Horse Lake, BWCA, MN (1920x1704) [OC] This is my first post ever on Reddit. This image was posted earlier from someone who stole it from me. Even made the cover of Reddit! I was happy to see the feed back! 14mm lens.
![Horse Lake, BWCA, MN (1920x1704) [OC] This is my first post ever on Reddit. This image was posted earlier from someone who stole it from me. Even made the cover of Reddit! I was happy to see the feed back! 14mm lens.](https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/JgAne7NSXANaL9RYdjH68tnFkyTzxhdao5Obl8ydvAM.jpg "Horse Lake, BWCA, MN (1920x1704) [OC] This is my first post ever on Reddit. This image was posted earlier from someone who stole it from me. Even made the cover of Reddit! I was happy to see the feed back! 14mm lens.") |
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I've been replacing my wife's coffee with decaf for 4 years
My wife and I have been married for 4 years.
When we met she was a tiny little terror. Like the Tasmanian Devil had a baby with Barbie. So freaking adorable and sweet, but she was a tornado. She drank like 6 cups of coffee every single day. So much caffeine for a tiny person. If you didn't know her you would swear she was on drugs. I loved her so much that I knew I could put up with it if I had to, but if I didn't have to, I would try to find a way. So the month before our wedding I decided to try replacing her coffee with decaf for to see if it made a change. And Lord have mercy, it was incredible. It was hell the first two weeks. She had the biggest attitude and was so crabby, but I knew we could make it through it. Afterwards it was the best! She was still sweet, and spunky, and adorable, but she wasn't leaving a trail of destruction behind her anymore. I was amazed! So I decided that from that moment on, I would no longer supply her with regular coffee. I would make every Starbucks run, I would buy regular and decaf ground coffee so I could replace the regular coffee in the package with decaf coffee. The only time she has regular coffee is when she orders it herself, which is like maybe once a week. But it makes her really jittery and she doesn't understand why. It's been this way for 4 years. She has no idea, and I am hoping to keep it that way. We are talking about having kids in the next year or so, so I'm hoping that I can convince her to go full decaf on her own at that time and then I won't have to keep this up anymore.
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Just moved in... mattresses are still in the garage, first things first
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